It is well known at my workplace that my wonderful girlfriend is, shall we say, Ruebenesque.

Risk, indeed

0%? I refuse to believe that either this or “Saving Christmas” were anywhere near as bad a “Battlefield Earth”

*whoosh* to everyone but TotallyNotEoDS

I will not support any decision made by the NHL Department of Player Safety until Stephane Quintal himself starts narrating the disciplinary announcements just like Shanny did.

Exactly - My Turkish boss gave me all kinds of shit after Besiktas beat my Liverpool last month. CL and EuroCup both liven up the work day.

But-but...they have promotion and relegation!

...he hasn’t made a single move that notably improved the team since.

ah, I skipped a sentence just before the end.

Correction: That tied the game at 3-3. He gave up the GWG about a minute later.

But this isn’t a teacher hooking up with an 18-year-old who is an adult in every other way than the student-faculty paradigm; the kid here was THIRTEEN.

OKC is on the verge of locking up a playoff berth, and they need the help - they’ve been in a flat spin since the beginning of March, when they led the entire league.

That also coincided with the Oilers practically undergoing triage and needing to call up several Barons to fill the gaps. Indeed, the top 6 defensemen…

At my school, I have proudly adopted the NHL Department of Player Safety format when writing up disciplinary referrals for students who misbehave:

“On October 16 in the West Hallway, 10th-grader Jeremy Garcia* attempted to wedgie a student...”
“...To summarize: This is bullying, as outlined in the Handbook of Student…

*whoosh*

There's a few jokes on here about the kid dying, but THIS is the correct understanding of how Tragedy + Time = Comedy

Imo's is to St. Louis what Iron City Beer is to Pittsburgh - if you grew up with it and downed your share in college with your buddies, you have a taste for it. If you didn't, it's swill.

That said, growing up in Oklahoma, the cracker-crust pizza spread to our state and our area institutions of below-average pie:…

Friendlies.
Are.
Meaningless.

I was just hoping...

Wait, Matt Walsh? That 20-something bible thumper daddy blogger?

http://themattwalshblog.com/

...and you might see a different Sanders jersey in Oklahoma.