It's the difference between The Onion and their lesser copycats: The Onion joke is in the headline, others sites tap more into gullibility than humor.

And, to be fair, Kenan did a fantastic job.

Goddammit.

Suzy Kobler: Jeanane Garofalo

I think we all know how this will end:

You leave my fantasies about the Japanese Women's World Cup team out of this.

Think of it more like a reboot of Dynasty.

Please Mention the Rapids - I was a supporter there for five seasons. There's a reason that you don't see the displays at Dick's that you do in Seattle or DC

Apples and Oranges, from someone who has done both. Soccer goalies demand more athleticism, but hockey is much more demanding of quick reflexes. The moves, positioning and defensive organization are quite different.

However, many soccer attacks die because of a long ball or pass that is turned over or out of bounds…

Guy Fieri wore it better.

...but if he signed with Ft. Lauderdale or the Cosmos, then it would be awesome and forward-thinking, right?

That's right, Billy: REAL soccer leagues have actual max fixing, like Serie A, or only two teams that have any real shot of winning the title, like the Bundesliga and La Liga.

We did - we saw that happen with the first NASL. It destroyed pro soccer in North America for a dozen years.

...where NASL can't even consistently show up USL teams.

You praise the Strikers for a strategy that includes suiting up Jackie Moon Ronaldo, but you also know damned well if he even got on the bench for an MLS team, you'd write a screed about how it further proves that MLS is garbage.
If Ft. Lauderdale wants to make it big, maybe they should try to draw more fans than five…

I may need to quit my job to give this thread the attention it deserves.

Does that make the Big 12 "Co-Championship" the Montreal Screwjob?

We have it here in Oklahoma

Boston: massholes, sawx fans, Tawmmy from Quinzee - and Bill Simmons would never shut up about it.