And make a stop in Oklahoma on the way!

MLS has gained a reputation as a very physical league - losing a step has a greater consequence here than it does abroad.

Michigan State successfully countered by recruiting Oberyn "The Red Viper" Martell to block him.

And there are neighboring towns in the Oklahoma Panhandle called Beaver and Hooker.

One of the cops?

Jason Statham as the exasperated assistant coach.

Hall, easy - they actually schedule and play regular public school teams, while Casady will only play other prep schools in the region (they charter planes for games with Fort Worth Country Day or Houston St. John's.)

Hall families like it when you come by to look at their Christmas lights and bring the kids to…

I agree - ordinarily, I'd cheer for trailer park over private prep, but I grew up close enough to Locust to know it used to be a sundown town that has only gotten worse.

Allah-t of Bad Picks

Living in OKC, I've been in the middle of this for over a week now; since Douglass is an inner-city school and Locust Grove is small town of just over 2,000 in the Eastern Oklahoma hills, the narrative is partially about race.

But it doesn't matter, since LG now has to play Heritage Hall, who will probably beat them…

...and if you've been stranded for any length of time in Aspermont, Texas, a 60-minute drive to a Fazoli's is a romantic date.

There is a big difference between wasabi heat (it's like horseradish) and pepper head (it's oil based, and a lot harder to scrub off your tongue). but no effect from wasabi at all? Charles Xavier will be sending you an invitation soon.

The placement of the copy leads me to believe that this will actually be printed on the apron itself. If that is indeed the case, I'll take one.

I told one of my small-town high school buddies it was "very spicy, like horseradish."
"Oh, good! I love spicy food!" he said, cutting the ball in half with a chopstick and spreading it on the piece of tuna roll like it was cream cheese on a bagel.
"Yeah, that's kind of too much there...you might want to scrape some…

As someone who lives in the middle of Big 12 country and has seen how UT treats the conference like its own fiefdom, there is merit to that theory. The Horns are the reason that Nebraska, Colorado, Texas A&M and Missouri are gone.

HOT TAKE

After the plane landed, Bill Peterson was immediately dragged from the cockpit and beaten by NASL owners as punishment for breaking the league's advertising budget.

They thought getting a player on loan from Chivas would work out better...

When I taught school in Dallas at a mostly-Hispanic school, I found that the recent immigrants learning English called it "Soda" (being immersed into English via TV) and native-born Tejanos called it "Coke"

It's Pop, you hear me? POP. Soda is for coastal degenerates, and Coke is for Civil War losers.