You're required to by FIFA - and they MUST play as keepers. North Korea ran into that problem in 2010.

His generation started in 2002. He may be the best to ever wear a US jersey (and I agree with that sentiment), but JK saw something we didn't.

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

Sharktooth! The Zubaz of the Mid-90's.

awesome! I was wondering when the new season of Eastbound and Down was starting...

Can we at least enjoy a small victory that no one got upset about Sam being with a white man?

"Smooth stick work by Regehr" is now going to cause uncontrollable giggling.

And with that, Joe Arpaio considers him "qualified to be a Maricopa County Sheriff's Deputy."

We Oklahomans are quite familiar with the antics of the Oklahoman - there's a reason that they were once called "The Worst Newspaper in America."http://backissues.cjrarchives.org/year/99/1/wors…

You have won my eternal gratitude for including my hometown of Tahlequah (pro. TOWEL-eh-kwah) in this article.

...and with this, the anti-vaxxers have locked up the championship!

So we have two entries for soccer fans but none for soccer haters, which are the very reason that soccer fans are obnoxious to begin with?

I TELL YOU WHUT THAT NEW COLLEGE PLAYOFF BETTER HAVE THREE TEAMS FROM THE SEC OR IT'S NOT A REAL PLAYOFF GUMBO BARBECUE SKYNYRD.

"SEC Uber Alles" Fans, and Neoconfederates

I'm still seeing an omission so glaring that I half-expect "Soccer fans" to drop three letters and realign into "SEC Fans". Seriously, those guys are the worst.

"This is WDVE, Pittsburgh's Classic Rock! Next up, we've got a request for some .38 Special from 'The Toddster' to 'Big Ben', who just became a dad!"

All Hail the Schiano Man!

This also points out a flaw in the Eurosnob argument: it's mostly the Big Four that gets all the praise and is held up as the goal of what MLS should be, not the rest of the EPL. When they crow about how superior their game is, they sure as fuck don't bring up Crystal Palace or Southampton.

We have promotion and relegation - just not like they do in Europe. See Seattle, Montreal, Orlando, etc.

"Eurosnob" on Urban Dictionary is a good summation of this article. And I'd hate to think about what you would say to fans of USL or NASL teams.