Andrew W.K. will surely denounce this apology.

That's nothing; You should have seen what happened last week when Tulsa defenseman Gregor Clegaine went at him.

You forgot to post the rickroll video.

Join us next Thursday night when your Brooklyn Nets host the Grey Cup Champion Sasakatchewan Roughriders!

Erin: The final play, take me through it.

>(Paragon)Crabtree's a tough opponent. Respect.
>I got the jump on him.
>(Renegade)Well, I'm the best corner in the game!

Van Helsing killed five hookworms at obedience school.

I'd have expected more 38 Special lyrics out of someone acquainted with Todd Haley.

When shown the map by her husband, Ann Romney rolled her eyes and reminded him that the election results had not changed.

That wouldn't work - Petrino would get halfway through the recipe, give up and order wings instead.

...but Shawn Michaels would make the cut, since baseball types love a good Montreal Screwjob.

I think it was the Garlic Spread and Pepperocinis that lured him back.

Plus, they probably could have beaten the T-Wolves that year.

When Sid Meier quits, I'll cry just like when Kirby Puckett did.

The mascot at the high school I teach at is a completely hairless woman; we're called the Brazilians.

Dammit - supposed to hover over Georgia...

No surprise where this one came from:

I'm sure you'd be first in line to see the Atlanta False Equivalencies.

...Especially a striker closing in on the prime of his career. I can't imagine that Moyes in Manchester is that much of a benefit in the training department over a European team that can use him.

After seeing the translation, I have to say that Keith Olbermann hasn't missed a beat.

I didn't get it from Wikipedia, I got it from my course prep research for the Oklahoma History class I teach. And I don't masquerade as a Native, since I am an actual citizen of the Muscogee Creek Nation.