Appeared to be coated in a tacky substance and seemed spongy or soft when squeezed.

8) They Will Try To Get You To Mate In Extremely Weird Ways

Sold.

My wife only has one and it’s “special occasion.”

There are no winners here.

There’s no way that’s a real name

I should know better by now than to quote old movies. :-)

"Rue the day?" Who talks like that?

Jesus- Rahm’s getting a bit carried away since the reelection.

As a matter of fact, Richard Dawson has gone to the next level. He died several years ago. This distinguished looking gentleman is Richard Lawson.

He kissed every woman at the reception on the lips. So gross.

Beat me to it!

Survey says...

I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.

Honestly, Disney should just fold it into Marvel. Make Will Stronghold an Avenger.

Which A Song of Ice and Fire book is this from? ;-)

"Only darkness every frame..."

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Ummmm....you know Lyme disease is real, right? There’s this really cool place you can go called a medical clinic (it’s super fun! they have needles!) and they can test for *gasp* BACTERIA and prove the existence of a well known disease! Come to my town for a week. Watch the people limping down the sidewalk because…

All you need to know about Charley Rosen. Here's his old man take on a 17-year old Lebron James.

THIS is your comment? This. Did you fucking hurt yourself patting yourself on the back after this one? Did you call your mother and say "Mommy I made a funny joke today...LOLz...let's just say it involves CAMERAS...and....(wait for it)...BILL BELICHICK"