Jesus, the certifiable glee that the author is expressing on Twitter for the reaction to this article is super troubling for this site’s future. Like, know your audience, don’t crap on them and try not spin around hoisting flower petals in the air when you succeed in frustrating people by writing a cynical, bad-faith…

Never mind that we have ZERO CONTEXT FOR WHERE THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE. It’s one thing to criticize, it’s an entirely another thing to criticize based on your speculative read.

Nothing like a font choice to get people’s knickers twisted.

So this film isn’t a dog-whistle to white supremacists?? 

“GEORGE GLASS.”

Yeah, seems like they’ve learned a thing or two from Marvel, whose trailers rarely show a single thing from act 3, and more often than not only stuff from the first 45 minutes. I like it.

Yeah, but we also know this has happened numerous times in the Cape’s history. Atlas plate #9, for example. And the Monomoy cut is nearly 30 years old now.

Literally the first thing I watched when Disney+ went live. This movie is a treasure and was watched dozens of times by my family. I may have been caught once or twice chanting “Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee” at my closet...

Counterpoint: regardless of any perceived “myopic nonsense based on macho barbecue logic,” grilled watermelon tastes awful.

Try again, buddy.

This happens with EVERY. SINGLE. NINTENDO. PRODUCT. Pandemic or not. Wii? Check. NES Classic? Check. Switch? Check.

Oh, I’m sorry, Nintendo, has your supply-side strategy again bit you on the ass? Is there ever a time in which this company’s “inflate demand through shortages” philosophy not taken center stage recently? At some point, this has to be acknowledged as willful intent, or gross incompetence on the supply chain side. And…

I just want one. But I’m already expecting this to be 2020's Tickle-Me Elmo.

So should I cash out my 401k now, or wait a few months? I just want to ensure I’m able to get one of these in time for Christmas 2020...

Seriously. As good as the show is, each episodes’ synopsis is insanely better. I always go back after viewing to see what they mean.

She definitely began an affair with her cycling instructor.

Palpatine needs a WMD named Anakin to fulfill his goals. Without the Jedi completely failing to understand who Anakin is and what he needs, Palpatine spends all his time treading water.

Here’s the thing - the Jedi suuuuuuck. They were completely to blame for Palpatine’s rise, and frankly, the stuff I dug most about Last Jedi was how it acknowledged that their rigidity represented a massively flawed system of governance.

Somewhere, Jay Baruchel weeps quietly at what could have been.

“You’re next???” I would’ve reserved that for Goldberg showing up in MK 12.