Counterpoint: regardless of any perceived “myopic nonsense based on macho barbecue logic,” grilled watermelon tastes awful.

She definitely began an affair with her cycling instructor.

No issues, according to Frank Thomas.

Pretty simple - his career rests on being a public persona. He can’t make money in witness protection and the program only ensure you receive 6 months of income. I’m not sure that dude sees himself making ends meet picking up shifts at Home Depot. So in the absence of an alternative way of making money, you get that…

Nothing a moustache or hard hat can’t fix.

Give credit where credit’s due - the art deco in the endzone is pretty dope.

ACTUALLY... He’s a civilian casualty in the universe’s verdict on how Lebron and Rich Paul orchestrated the Anthony Davis flight from NOLA.

Thirteen films. That’s it. A fair amount of work in short period of time, but for the most part, a small filmography in a business where performers can reach well into the hundreds in an abbreviated career.

Well, that’s a (Wichita State) shocker.

Can Trump do it? Dude says he could win any matchup in a week, but he doesn’t want to dunk on 10 million fools.

Can Trump do it? Dude says he could win any matchup in a week, but he doesn’t want to dunk on 10 million fools.

I mean, it was speculated that Tom Brady had something to do with deflating footballs, and they didn’t have any problem suspending him.

I want to know who’s managing their roster that thinks that having that many kickers in camp isn’t detrimental to the rest of the team’s depth.

YOU KNOW WHAT BEER-LEAGUE SOFTBALL SHIT IS?? IT’S GETTING WITHIN REACH OF A LIFELONG DREAM TO THROW OUT A RUNNER AT THE PLATE FROM RIGHT FIELD, ONLY TO HAVE YOUR IDIOT CATCHER DROP THE BALL ON THE DAMN TAG.

1. FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE

there’s a high chance that something’s missing from the story.

I finally convinced the kids about the dangers of Legos left throughout the house, so naturally the dog picked up the slack by leaving a ripped-off piece of her bone hiding in the carpet, in prime position for my arch.

Let’s not forget that Gimelstob’s brother, shielded by his family’s massive wealth, avoided significant jail time after dragging a Tulane security guard 30 feet to his death under his car in a hit-and-run drunk-driving incident.

It may have been a limited sale, because it’s back up to $54.

It may have been a limited sale, because it’s back up to $54.