This. Times 1000.

If it’s any consolation their obviously trolling isn’t even getting any engagement on twitter, so it just comes off as pathetic. It really shows how far these sites have fallen though, when this is the level of “writer” they are hiring. Pure clickbait trolling.

Ugh, this is just everything that’s wrong with what passes for entertainment “journalism” these days. Be a performative killjoy, revel in the hatred, rinse, repeat. Even the critiques that are (or may be, we don’t know, it’s a trailer) valid are just delivered with such obvious contempt and performative contrarian…

If it were only the first. She’s been complaining about everything since she got here.

All the uhhh “This alien planet with Greek gods on it doesn’t look very Greek” stuff is reminiscent of the invective shot at Marvel for making Heimdall black.  Consider rolling with it instead.

Wasn’t this just solved a few months back? Cause was a low slope avalanche.

This was the first team-up movie that really worked, greatly surpassing the standalone films, Bedknobs (1966) and Broomsticks (1969).

While I will always adore this movie, it shows how badly the Sherman brothers needed Walt to edit them. Beautiful Briny Deep is a cute song, but grinds the whole narrative to a halt. Portobello Road likewise could seemingly have 20 minutes shaved off of it and still be perfectly entertaining. Substitutiary Locomotion…

Well, that’s not entirely true, they just think that he’s a comical teenage character from various animated iterations of Teen Titans, or they think he is a much more interesting version of the character in the main cast of Doom Patrol.

If you are referring to Andy Hallett, the guy who played Lorne on the Angel tv-show, he died from heart disease. He didn’t commit suicide. I think your post is highly inappropriate. 

I may get shit for this but, I nominate Lady Gaga.

Yes, you’ll make a fortune just like all those Beanie Baby hoarders did.

Look for their new album, Snoke on the Water — coming soon from Rancor Records.

They were completely to blame for Palpatine’s rise

Anyone know how common this is (particularly in high-profile cases)? 

What’s with the unnecessary comma yo?

Bless you for this. Truly the deepest of cuts.

My guess is that the new Jedi order that will be founded by Rey will abandon the Jedi name and will be called “Skywalkers.”

I just find it fascinating that people who have rightfully chastised the #notallmen people are now defaulting to that very position when their own self-interests are under scrutiny.