+1 other person who reads Deadspin, AND appreciates Bridges To Babylon.

Umm, who is saying Simmons was a dud on RAW? Because people who actually watch wrestling are definitely NOT saying that: http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircl…

Simmons was head and shoulders better than every other joker on that panel.

"Wow that guy from Vikings organization is really riding him!"

What, no love for "this list is invalid because?"

Paleo, bro

Probably has to do with the fact that there are Toros in the atmosphere of Minnesota.

"We're the top team in the state and if they didn't want their second- and third-place medals, I couldn't care less."

A hearty slow clap, straight to the top with this one. Here I am trying to work a Pac-Man Jones strip club joke into this thread and you sweep me off my feet.

Be fair; as a wife, I have given less than enthusiastic consent on occasion — it's still consent.

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

Ok, so as a non-fan of soccer you don't actually want an explanation. You have it all figured out.

Exactly. The structure to produce more and better players is finally starting to fall into place. Hoping that some pedigreed carpetbaggers show up to bleed off the best talent seems odd.

Yup. It's a long generational process. Hell, even this year's Germany started building 10 years ago. The DFB took control of their youth system and revamped it. The current Belgium team were cultivated for this and 2018 World Cup. It takes time.

I grew up in the Northeast, playing soccer year-round. Just because it gets a little bit chilly doesn't mean you can't play.

Six games instead of two? So, he wasn't a big fan of the switch?

"SWERVE ON THESE .....well you know .."

On Wednesday, March 3, 1993, a truly terrible 76ers team traveled to Phoenix to take on the Suns

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…