On Wednesday, March 3, 1993, a truly terrible 76ers team traveled to Phoenix to take on the Suns

The ball got between their amazing high-five.

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…

But he's only been through two strikes.

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this is basically how I lost the deposit on my prom tux.

I believe it. Everyone knows Canseco is one of the world's foremost experts on ass steroids.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Right down to the whispery, child-like voice.

You identified a problem, showed difficulties in overcoming the problem, and proposed a solution. This is the greatest comment in the history of Deadspin soccer posts.

The biggest problem with developing US Talent is college soccer programs. The NCAA puts limits on practice time and games that hamper development, so the average 22 year old US player is on the whole behind his equivalent in other countries.

Two low-arced threes goin craaazy

I'm sorry, but is there a league even weaker and more anonymous than MLS? Where should the teams be relegated to? Albania?

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

BC season ticket holder. Can confirm. The stadium was only at capacity for one game this year and that was due to an incredible crush of USC fans showing up (many traveling from SoCal). I'm sure Clemson and Syracuse will be packed but the story will be the same.

Very true. Really, other than Syracuse, nothing northeast of Philly should even show up on this map. There are no college football fans in New York City, New Jersey or New England.

As a native Vermonter, and current Bostonian, I echo this statement.

New Englander born and raised. Not only do we not care about college football, but we also don't care about college basketball. The only college sport we give a damn about is hockey.

I know this for sure I moved from Massachusetts to South Carolina. Saying that I find it interesting how the Gamecocks are beating out Clemson by such a large margin. I find it a little more even IRL.

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