The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

You're right. Wouldn't want Messi, Muller, Robben or C Ronaldo on our team.

A better solution would be to make a USMNT that's exclusively German.

This just lends more credence to what we already knew. Saint Louis has the Best Felons in Baseball.

Come on, please don't lump Sublime in with all that other garbage. Yeah, I know, but still.

No tall Asians?

I can't believe anyone INVITED YOU TO THIS PARTY.

So if I owned a team called the Negroes, but donated tons of money to the United Negro College Fund, that would make it ok, right?

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

not all white people

HODOR?

WE WERE ON A BREAK

Finally, someone that understands.

Yes, long-legged/short torso'ed middle schoolers like myself found that one particularly tortuous.

You forgot the Sit and Reach. Which would come in at #10 after more strikes from said vehicle.

Yeah, teaching us all to avoid men at all costs and to be afraid of them at all times will certainly bode well for the young women we wish to educate and put out into the world to make a difference.

coconut bob has gone 0-2 in this post.

I felt so bad, but when I read an article on cracked (#2) that revealed this twist with 'BAM! You got 9/11'ed', I laughed for days. To be fair, the whole article is about offensive pop cultural references to 9/11, so...yeah.

I'm mad at it for taking the title of my favorite Christopher pike book.

It's really not that bad compared to his girlfriend's, which just says "Earl Ray" on the back.