It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences.
St. Dorothy Mantooth
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So I guess I can stop preloading lotion into my urethra. Good to know.
/Kaepernick slips on Beats headphones
No, not sure why I put that there, I meant to put Montreal 1997.
"But wrestling is fake and stupid"
The Ones That Didn't Pass
So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?
This is my hometown. A few of my cousins went to the school, so I don't much care for the quote about the parents of children who go to the school being nasty. I always thought it was the less conservative option for Christian schools in the area (and it probably is). From what I've heard from people who still live…
It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.
Quickly becoming my favorite Super Bowl tradition.
[music is blaring]
GRAPE-NUTS FUCK YEAH
"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman
Three years ago, I was the only scout saying Rondo is overrated, and I was crucified for it.
Spoiler alert: He found the immunity idol and then traded it and Giancarlo Stanton to Boston for a player to be named later.
That's a mood change. Aaron Hernandez delivered his farewells as the demon barber of Fleet Street.
I am a parent of a 3 1/2 year old. I was occasionally spanked as a child. My husband was regularly hit with belt or similar as a child. Spanking is not one of our punishment tools.
As a veteran of generally winless teams in the sports of soccer, wrestling, basketball, track and field, cross country, and baseball from the time I was eight until I graduated high school, all I can say to these boys is, "It gets better, for a while. There's a window where you're single, of legal drinking age, maybe…