Mints don't count as "hard candy."

*Books trip to Germany*

Paul, George, John, Wall

I'm kind of disappointed the Undertaker didn't show up, but you have to save something for Casino's Law 2.

It's cool. Pete Carroll invited him.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

They aren't.

By being a GOLDEN RECEIVER!

I imagine a trenchcoat is involved...

Practice.

This reminds me of the time my mom was with two dogs and I surprised her.

Cleveland better watch out. If Bennett keeps this up, he'll soon be taking his talents to South Beach. No, not that South Beach, but the south beach of Lake Ladoga when he jumps to the Russian league.

Fuck tapenade.

Oh my god. I feel like I deserve a scholarship somewhere just for (maybe) getting this joke.

Mostly people we stunned by a yellow flag on the field at the pro bowl

I remember someone bought up similar comments that Marion Cotillard made just after she won her Oscar. Funny how these things pop out of obscurity when someone wins a prize.

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE HOUSE. WHAT IS THAT ROOM WITH ALL THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR? WHY IS THERE A BROKEN DESK IN THE OTHER ROOM? I NEED ANSWERS.

Short memories much? Same dude last year, same act. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9e_135…

Well, that too, but here they don't even get a college education. At 15 they start a GED equivalent, at 16 or 17 they have graduated and are playing professionally...

And painful....