The fuck is up with those heels on every single of those dolls?

Wow, Mugatu can really turn it OUT.

Figures that a Miami Heat yacht would have 3 giant decks.

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

Usually when someone from Southern California has trouble buying something, they just ask Pete Carroll.

When I was there a few years after that the harder stuff seemed to be only later in the evening - I think if you had cable all bets were off, though. Although there would be naked people in dramas and such, so I'm not sure how they drew that line.

Sammy Sosa doesn't look too well either...

I was going to say, when I lived there in the early aughts there was full on porn, but they did wait until after 10 to air it. It's funny how 10 p.m. is this ironclad barrier between prudishness and anything-goes.

"Martin Tyler is out. "

Dorothy Mantooth was a Saint.

I'm going to go retro this year.

and four streetball players

That's like my favorite song of the whole year.

Good to see Phyllis from The Office is getting out. Funny, would have thought she was a PSU fan.

No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel, take aim, pound on the gas... and take that sucker out!

If Axl Rose showed up to rent an apartment from you, what would you do?

• TRIED TO OPEN DOOR WITH PENIS, TOO HOT, SCALDED PENIS

STRUCK PENIS ON SPEAKER BOX

RGIII bought Xbox Ones for the drivers of the cars blocking Shanahan, considering the shitty job they've done.

*slow clap*