Rough week for packages.

They are also said to be involved in negotiations with a new foreign shooting guard:

Oh, the Knicks could even screw up having the Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos would be all like "here are some magic beans that allow sexual harassment in the workplace" and they'd be all like "OMG LOL Very have. Must good!"

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.

Sure, the Mighty Wing problem is a big one, but what about all the lesser parts, like the Insecure Gizzards or the Agoraphobic Thoraxes?

Well, if that is Spurrier, then I'm pretty impressed by his stamina. I've been watching him do that for like 20 minutes straight and he's still going strong.

Agree to disagree.

Ahem

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

"For my next trick, I will obey all traffic laws!"

Tampa Bay has SNAKEBITE, err, METHICILLIN-RESISTANT STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS.

We've got to cross the Mississippi River to get there. A lot of you are gonna die. - Aaron Hernandez on his Vegas birthday party invite.

Well, if you want to get technical, that's only in Tampa Bay's locker room.

"You found 213 pounds of marijuana, but will be able to carry back only 200 pounds to your van."

Wife: Hey hon, should we make a Christmas video?

We're going to have to get a time machine back to the 90s to explain this fully.

We must run in very different crowds.

This is the childhood hoop of JaVale McGee. "I learned everything I know about the game of basketball right here," said JaVale McGee.