Makes sense, I'd assume after the pee incident Portland dumped all their water and now the good folks there have nothing else but booze to soak their throats in.

I bet it wasn't as good as Italian Spider-Man

WE WERE ON A BREAK

I have a feeling a conversation just like that has happened somewhere. Not like I'm speaking from experience of something

It may look like he's riding Grimlock, but what he's really doing is jumping a shark.

ME GRIMLOCK EAT WHEN SAD. :(

I would unironically watch the SHIT out of this.

Finally, someone that understands.

Yes, long-legged/short torso'ed middle schoolers like myself found that one particularly tortuous.

You forgot the Sit and Reach. Which would come in at #10 after more strikes from said vehicle.

Yeah, teaching us all to avoid men at all costs and to be afraid of them at all times will certainly bode well for the young women we wish to educate and put out into the world to make a difference.

Wrestling is immensely profitable. It allows them to take risks with their scripted programming.

coconut bob has gone 0-2 in this post.

I felt so bad, but when I read an article on cracked (#2) that revealed this twist with 'BAM! You got 9/11'ed', I laughed for days. To be fair, the whole article is about offensive pop cultural references to 9/11, so...yeah.

I'm mad at it for taking the title of my favorite Christopher pike book.

It's really not that bad compared to his girlfriend's, which just says "Earl Ray" on the back.

Jonesy knows what it really is...

It's ironic that you want to put him in jail for a long time, yet you have difficulty with long sentences.

As a so-called adult, I'll wait until there's a K-Cup version.