So I guess I can stop preloading lotion into my urethra. Good to know.

/Kaepernick slips on Beats headphones

No, not sure why I put that there, I meant to put Montreal 1997.

"But wrestling is fake and stupid"

Claimed.

The Ones That Didn't Pass

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

This is my hometown. A few of my cousins went to the school, so I don't much care for the quote about the parents of children who go to the school being nasty. I always thought it was the less conservative option for Christian schools in the area (and it probably is). From what I've heard from people who still live…

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

Quickly becoming my favorite Super Bowl tradition.

http://deadspin.com/chris-andersen…

14 minutes? Whichever state you live in, the other 49 are super jealous.

I feel like this video is mocking my inner twelve-year-old, who saw that movie ... and BELIEVED.

[music is blaring]

GRAPE-NUTS FUCK YEAH

"Fuck childhood." —Tim Marchman

Spoiler alert: He found the immunity idol and then traded it and Giancarlo Stanton to Boston for a player to be named later.

That's a mood change. Aaron Hernandez delivered his farewells as the demon barber of Fleet Street.

That is all