I imagine a trenchcoat is involved...

Practice.

This reminds me of the time my mom was with two dogs and I surprised her.

Cleveland better watch out. If Bennett keeps this up, he'll soon be taking his talents to South Beach. No, not that South Beach, but the south beach of Lake Ladoga when he jumps to the Russian league.

Fuck tapenade.

Oh my god. I feel like I deserve a scholarship somewhere just for (maybe) getting this joke.

Mostly people we stunned by a yellow flag on the field at the pro bowl

I remember someone bought up similar comments that Marion Cotillard made just after she won her Oscar. Funny how these things pop out of obscurity when someone wins a prize.

All of them.

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE HOUSE. WHAT IS THAT ROOM WITH ALL THE SHIT ON THE FLOOR? WHY IS THERE A BROKEN DESK IN THE OTHER ROOM? I NEED ANSWERS.

Short memories much? Same dude last year, same act. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f9e_135…

Well, that too, but here they don't even get a college education. At 15 they start a GED equivalent, at 16 or 17 they have graduated and are playing professionally...

And painful....

The fuck is up with those heels on every single of those dolls?

Wow, Mugatu can really turn it OUT.

Figures that a Miami Heat yacht would have 3 giant decks.

Manti Te'o was also going to see a movie yesterday to cheer himself up from the Chargers loss, but never got around to actually seeing Her.

Usually when someone from Southern California has trouble buying something, they just ask Pete Carroll.

When I was there a few years after that the harder stuff seemed to be only later in the evening - I think if you had cable all bets were off, though. Although there would be naked people in dramas and such, so I'm not sure how they drew that line.

Sammy Sosa doesn't look too well either...