"Martin Tyler is out. "

Dorothy Mantooth was a Saint.

I'm going to go retro this year.

and four streetball players

That's like my favorite song of the whole year.

Good to see Phyllis from The Office is getting out. Funny, would have thought she was a PSU fan.

"DC: "Wonder Woman is a difficult character to work out on the big screen."

No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel, take aim, pound on the gas... and take that sucker out!

If Axl Rose showed up to rent an apartment from you, what would you do?

• TRIED TO OPEN DOOR WITH PENIS, TOO HOT, SCALDED PENIS

STRUCK PENIS ON SPEAKER BOX

RGIII bought Xbox Ones for the drivers of the cars blocking Shanahan, considering the shitty job they've done.

*slow clap*

Rough week for packages.

Like this?

They are also said to be involved in negotiations with a new foreign shooting guard:

Oh, the Knicks could even screw up having the Infinity Gauntlet. Thanos would be all like "here are some magic beans that allow sexual harassment in the workplace" and they'd be all like "OMG LOL Very have. Must good!"

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

She's not just wrong, she's BostonWrong.

Sure, the Mighty Wing problem is a big one, but what about all the lesser parts, like the Insecure Gizzards or the Agoraphobic Thoraxes?