I agree. No way that the Sixers earned all of those 31 free throws.

Hey, let’s leave the mothers out of this.

Why do we require a reason? Sometimes it’s personal. And she doesn’t owe us any explanation.

Oh, the meltdown happening amongst Lakers fans right now is marrrrrvelous.

No Hot Karl?

Once again, basketball decides it will appropriate the culture trends set by 12-year old girls who play soccer.

He’s going to need an extra G for that.

OH YEAH.

As Mr. Nicholson’s agent, having done extensive business with the Redskins organization, I would have advised him to hit the woman instead, after which we’d secure a contract extension and team captainship.

I mean, the guy played 9 games for the Patriots out of a career 61, so why not more clearly identify him as Brady and Belichick’s chief co-conspirator?

Dean Ambrose abides.

“Coachable” means you’ll stick an Oreo between your asscheeks and run the length of the field without letting it fall out. “Good learner” means you’ll seek quiet contemplation later to understand the lesson behind it all.

Pretty standard stuff. I mean, it’s the same reason we all worship at the Church of Muresan.

I didn’t say the best players, I said “youth soccer players,” and as someone who’s coached different age groups and abilities, I can attest that the nutmeg always nets the same reaction amongst young players.

That is a nutmeg. It’s the goal and aspiration of youth soccer players the world around. It’s the equivalent of the bottle flip, complete with the collective OHHHHHHH at the end.

THIS COMMENT HAS BREATHED NEW LIFE INTO MY YOUTH-SPORTS VIEWING.

+1 Dread Pirates

Don’t forget Batista winning over Roman at the Royal Rumble.

Fortunately, from the looks of things, Bunz in fact wound up with the Pens.