Should’ve traded for Brady. 

I mean, 229 and 298 were gold diggers looking for a lottery ticket, amirite??

I’d prefer underripe tomatoes to the mealy stuff I always get served.

And yet they’ll continue to serve mystery meat on crap bread. The McDonalds of sandwich shops in all the worst ways.

If Nintendo doesn’t pay whatever king’s ransom it takes to include this in the eventual N64 Classic, they shouldn’t even bother.

And one of the three will be on the Celtics next season. 

Usually works out well for all involved.

WHY DOES A WRESTLING SHOW HAVE A CONSTABLE??

#21 isn’t Dirk. Definitely Bob Sura. 

Metal in the soil? Glass?? Hanford, Washington mocks what you call a “toxic waste site.”

She’s on the first flight to Atlanta for Warriors East.

Apropos to nothing:

It already is.

I mean, Roger Clemens and Peyton Manning both married steroid-popping lady friends, so yeah, wives are the devil.

Tangential to this question, can CM Punk sue WWE for HIPAA violations for their physician admitting in court that he texted other wrestlers to discuss his medical history?

“In light of Bottini’s actions, the NFL moved swiftly to take the New England Patriot’s first round draft pick for the 2019 NFL draft.”

Seriously? There’s no better timestamp for 2003 than large belt buckles and Von Dutch clothing.

HE’S GONNA TAG WITH THE ROCK???!???!!!!

Wait ‘til he comes back as The Guy Who Beat Vince McMahon in Court.

You put this on PPV, for $150 a pop, money goes toward paying down the national debt, and everyone in the country would buy this thing.