This is exactly the kind of stuff that makes game’s longer.

Nah. (Na na na.)

Came for a Master P/Romeo joke. Leaving disappointed.

You’re missing the point - I had NO IDEA he was a boxer. It’s literally nowhere in the article. This isn’t Floyd, or Canelo or Golovkin. I see a flashy dressed dude and I wondered if he played for the Falcons.

Gladly. Those guys are waaaaay more famous right now.

I had to google this guy to find out what kind of athlete he is. Boxing is clearly dead in the US, and Deadspin doesn’t know yet.

Hinkie is the best Sixers GM in almost 40 years.

THE MAN IS IN CHARGE OF PLAYER CONDUCT FOR THE NFL. HE HAS BLOOD ON HIS HANDS.

It’s really only people whose last name is Hernandez and don’t have a hundred bucks to shell out for one with a different number.

Their rivalry with the Nippon Ham Fighters is going to be sooooeeeeeeyt.

Unfortunately for Stilton, it’s hard to port with this tradition.

Sounds like a giant duck who brings surprising nimbleness and vision to everything except for team-building.

This seems appropriate.

You rarely notice, in part because the camera is cutting to the coaches or sideline views, but the refs and players often shake hands coming off the field.

The quote isn’t referring specifically to Deadspin, but the broader public and certainly the broader media.

“You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

Son of privilege, Peyton had PEDs delivered to his goddamn door and everyone wrote him a hall pass.

IIRC, Jimmy G was massively criticized by team sources for not playing through his injury, or not seeking and committing to the treatment regimen that the trainers prescribed. Patriots labeled him as soft. Sounds like a bit of back-peddling for someone close to him to relay that he couldn’t because he got “locked out”…

DDP yoga, man.

What’s the record for time between Deadspin write-ups? Because 7-and-a-half years is a pretty solid stretch.