I was about to criticize the bump but then I realized that that’s how Ric Flair has landed for about 45 years.

It’s everything that American audiences complain that soccer lacks - faster pace, more scoring, more room for personality and “wow” moves. It’s the basketball to soccer’s baseball.

WHY IS THERE NO FUTSAL ON AMERICAN TELEVISION???!!!

When we were five, my friend wanted to play “Celtics” in the yard (not to be confused with basketball, because there was no hoop). This was 1984'ish. He got to be Larry Bird. I didn’t know any players, so his dad assigned me Danny Ainge. I think his dad secretly hated me.

I liked this article better when the Lonely Island did it.

HERE’S TO NOT ACTUALLY READING THE ARTICLE!!

“My story was endearing too,” muttered Denard Robinson, the cool water rising past his ankles.

Seriously though - is that Suge Knight?

If you search drug user forums, you see a lot interesting discussions of the merits of mixing OJ and molly.

And Trips didn’t break kayfabe when Austin went to fistbump him for having his back.

Seriously. These days, heel refs resort to using steel chairs and the like.

“MARQUESE CHRISS MUST NOT GO BACK TO SACRAMENTO.”

“In falling short this season, the Aces dropped a deuce.”

Were you watching the game on mute?

This kills me to admit it, but Seattle SHOWED UP. That was legit crowd support.

I got in trouble for watching the Pon De Floor video at work back in the day. Parents (and bosses) just don’t understand.

I like to imagine this as a response to Idris Elba throwing down the gauntlet.

Sick burn by Gelb. “He’ll start Sunday.” As if he wasn’t trying last night.

My feet sweat more than most. How do I counteract that??

We know he’s got the skills to pay the bills, amirite??