+4.0 GPA

Iniatiated the right way

And yet all weekend long, I heard people speak in awe of Muhammad Ali’s ability to generate riot-level crowds just by hopping out of a limousine.

The best part of it is that all that stuff is for only 10 people. Because, you know, excess.

I once thought I was buying a cat. Now Colin Quinn won’t leave my house.

“WHO WANT TO HAVE COITION MUTOMBO??”

Still only seeing Taylor Hanson and Alanis Morrisette.

And less than a week after the formal announcement of the Trainspotting sequel. Sure is daft, ay, Rent Boy?

I just find it fascinating that people who have rightfully chastised the #notallmen people are now defaulting to that very position when their own self-interests are under scrutiny.

None more millennial.

“I would do anything for love, but I won’t support Hillary.”

#NotAllBernieSupporters

Try saying that when you have a coin with an alien face on it.

How come no one is reporting that Queen Katie asked Sir Orlando to fetch Lady Selena for a romp in the royal hay?

Nope. Better suited for a drive-in.

GDI, I understand nothing about this story.

Mother-of-Dragons, meet Mother-of-Trolls!