Duly noted! From the sounds of it, they make for many awkward moments poolside, though, if that’s what you’re looking for!

Target?

So in the first picture, that’s not Ed Sheeran??

“Yep. It’s happening again. Open up all the windows for the briefing begins, will ya?”

Man, this Cheerios re-brand has gone too damn far.

But is it a joke put forward by the organizers, or by the 1,200 who leeched on?

Oh, to be a fly on the wall as these students recap their college experience to their children in 30 years...

Anyone else really into their choice of poster font? Serious design chops going on there...

Dude’s always making passes at others.

Girl, let me slide in there...

This is amazing. Please never go back to Jezebel. You’re at home here.

Will Greg Oden be gracing us with his tremedous length today?

THIS IS THE THIRD ACT OF A DISNEY SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIE.

Sure, but does he weigh 375? Because I’m thinking a sumo wrestler would be pretty hard to get a shot by...

Is having an extraordinarily large man in a tiny goal a lacrosse thing? Any reason hockey’s not yet tried this?

This is pretty much 78 percent of the guys on my freshman year dorm floor at Tulane.

The sad, wonderful thing about your comment is how it’s likely that fewer people get your reference than those about She’s The Man...

Not if Bill Belichick picks him first to be his new tight end

Oh, man, Jezebel gonna freak when you push for the answer, and it’s revealed to be Ted Cruz.

All these years I’ve been slumming it with rump roasts, when I could’ve risen above my station by eating Trump roasts.