Really a Cliffhanger of a story. Too bad it’s media-Driven.

That’s the upcoming high-school show on ABC with the Joker and Harlee Quinn, right?

I DON’T THINK A MAN WITH A DEAD WIFE SHOULD BE RUNNING. BECAUSE GHOSTS.

Those are some straight-up Madonna boobs she has.

I wanted to vote this comment up, but then it came right back down.

Wait for it - equipment staff is fancy lingo for “ball boy.” Adrian Peterson immediately comes to Blake’s defense. SI writes the article.

There’s a great deal of conflict between this article and this Gawker Media article. Like, seriously, could you guys come to a consensus on this guy so my head doesn’t explode?

A Rose by any other name

is still hurt.

Not for nothing, but there'd be a rule change in the offseason to prevent this - if Tom Brady was the offending party.

Under what category do these fall under?

I cut my nose shaving. MY NOSE. So much blood. And I’ll co-sign on the croissant thing - I dislocated my jaw eating peanut brittle. These things happen.

This story seems Phishy.

Why would we want to save Mark Sanchez? Hasn’t he had enough chances?

Class D is likely a reference to a schedule of drugs, with marijuana probably the most common. The full list of Massachusetts Class D drugs can be found here.

Duly noted. (See what I did there?)

Don’t race bait. Skin color is not a part of this discussion. Interpersonal skills are.

Well, considering I do know filmmakers who have worked with her, and that her actions on the show only reaffirmed their shared anecdotes, I would say she’s combative to a fault and went into P:G with a goal of knocking a rookie on his ass to teach him a lesson or three. If you actually watched the show, and have…

BUY A BIG FRIGGIN’ HOUSE THAT’S TOO BIG TO SELL IF YOU HAVE TO SUDDENLY LEAVE THE AREA.