Nothing like terrible, unsupportive producers failing upwards. HOLLYWOOD AT ITS FINEST.

Sign him them up for “Real Housedads of Philadelphia County”!!

They’ve already released the Millennial version: 9 shapes, instead of the original 25.

Thank God I’m not asked to comment on my friends to the media. Talk about being painted into a corner.

WHO WILL COMPENSATE ME FOR LOST PRODUCTIVITY BECAUSE THAT SONG IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD???

That’s a straight up 2 Guys 1 Punch reaction.

I remember the day I woke up feeling like I’d been shot in the ass cheek. Some nerve thing that lasted for 4 months. Try telling people who ask what happened that you sustained a limp-inducing injury by sleeping.

Man, to be the guy who volunteered to give him the D, only to find out how literal that request was...

I got busted for mine three weeks after the fact because some A-hole left a Corona cap on top of a random door trim at my parents’ house.

A football player with conviction, as opposed to a football player with convictions. Color me refreshed.

Man, this joke never gets old.

See the new face of Always-a-bridesmaid.

If you read Porno, it’s absolutely the sequel that everyone wants.

“THAT’S THE STUFF.”

In typical Capone’ing, they’d suspend him for the season for this.

Plus, who’s out there with his creds?

The only way to make this feel comfortable is to read that transcript like it’s a porno.

Or we live there because we have kids, and like having large yards and good soccer clubs and quality schools. But, you know, stick with your original thesis statement, you can discuss it with your friends as you ride your limo bus out to visit our wineries/distilleries/breweries.

You shut your pie hole. Garrison Keillor is an AMERICAN TREASURE.

Solid point. I just worry sometimes that they’re getting by on their epic game franchises, and that the constant attempt to recreate the wheel is a response to that criticism - that they’d be nothing without Mario, Zelda, et al. The WiiU was needlessly complicated. It was expensive, heavy, and it didn’t add to the…