A Rose by any other name

is still hurt.

Not for nothing, but there'd be a rule change in the offseason to prevent this - if Tom Brady was the offending party.

Under what category do these fall under?

I cut my nose shaving. MY NOSE. So much blood. And I’ll co-sign on the croissant thing - I dislocated my jaw eating peanut brittle. These things happen.

This story seems Phishy.

Why would we want to save Mark Sanchez? Hasn’t he had enough chances?

Class D is likely a reference to a schedule of drugs, with marijuana probably the most common. The full list of Massachusetts Class D drugs can be found here.

Duly noted. (See what I did there?)

Don’t race bait. Skin color is not a part of this discussion. Interpersonal skills are.

Well, considering I do know filmmakers who have worked with her, and that her actions on the show only reaffirmed their shared anecdotes, I would say she’s combative to a fault and went into P:G with a goal of knocking a rookie on his ass to teach him a lesson or three. If you actually watched the show, and have…

BUY A BIG FRIGGIN’ HOUSE THAT’S TOO BIG TO SELL IF YOU HAVE TO SUDDENLY LEAVE THE AREA.

Nothing like terrible, unsupportive producers failing upwards. HOLLYWOOD AT ITS FINEST.

Sign him them up for “Real Housedads of Philadelphia County”!!

They’ve already released the Millennial version: 9 shapes, instead of the original 25.

Thank God I’m not asked to comment on my friends to the media. Talk about being painted into a corner.

WHO WILL COMPENSATE ME FOR LOST PRODUCTIVITY BECAUSE THAT SONG IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD???

That’s a straight up 2 Guys 1 Punch reaction.

I remember the day I woke up feeling like I’d been shot in the ass cheek. Some nerve thing that lasted for 4 months. Try telling people who ask what happened that you sustained a limp-inducing injury by sleeping.

Man, to be the guy who volunteered to give him the D, only to find out how literal that request was...