I believe these are vignettes designed to hype his debut in a WWE ring.

John Norris actually openly lobbied for the gig, and they turned him down. So he’s staying at MTV for another decade.

This guy looked at the title of “fan” and decided to completely owns it, especially now that the hot summer months are upon us.

No love for the goalscorer, who clearly signaled to his Triad lenders that his debt was paid?

My daughter found a robin’s egg the other day- shoved it in her mouth thinking it was candy. Mouthful later, she realized it was a robin egg.

If your foreplay ends in a disappointing climax, you’re doing it wrong.

New career path: get hired by the Marlins, underachieve, get three years paid vacation.

Never gets old.

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if Brady jersey sales are spiking right now.

Is Magary built for this or what?? At least he was, prior to the shirt incident...

It was the music, man. No game up to that point had so seemlessly brought in Williams’ score to aid the action. You ran up and down the halls BELIEVING you were a rebel battling the Empire.

Three and you’ve got yourself a fine ellipsis.

Is this not the chicken sandwich that was just axed from the McDonald’s menu??

“Who am I to judge?”

TRIGGER WARNING: Stone Cold Steve Austin fans.

“How many more concussions does the city have to make to the 49ers?” asked Tino Silva, the new president of the youth league.

He just puts everything in a box nowadays, doesn’t he.

I was skeptical as well.

And Jürgen Klopp just became available. COINCIDENCE???

“Me too!”