Right. The joke is that in the first iteration of this article, it said "Dawson." For at least 12 hours.

I knew Richard Dawson was perpetually tan, but man, has he gone next level or what??

Penis-monitoring is the best and only way to get a Sharper image.

We’ll save that discussion for Beastspin.

Add some cranberry juice, balsamic vinegar and blackberry syrup, and you've got yourself a nice twist on a classic.

I’ve never been more furious at technology than just now, when I found out that the re-airing wasn’t until the 16th, and mother-f’ing Dish won’t let me schedule a DVR timer that far in advance, like we’re trapped in Estonia 1963.

A Dance With Direct Messages

SOLD. I MUST NOW TRY IT.

It's like he gave up coaching and enrolled in the Dan Shaughnessy School for Trollcraft.

It's all about that bass, no dribble.

But isn't docking the Browns a draft pick basically putting another team at risk of taking the eventual bust that the Browns so adeptly identify for the betterment of the league?

So are we looking at Four-fifths Direction, or are we supposed to go the 80 Percent Direction route?

Yep. People-watching (i.e. celebs turning up in the front row) at the WWE Los Angeles shows is part of the fun.

Agreed, especially considering how tightly managed the commentary is nowadays.

The other suggested theme was "Flip the Switch," with a live performance by the Rolling Stones, but they couldn't get a lion for AP to ride in on.

The Generalized Bisection Theorem proves that a bisectional in the locker room is not a distraction.

The key to a second child is understanding that the amount of energy required isn't double - it increases exponentially. So if you're ready for that, go at it, by all means.

That this list is so incomplete only shows how we're in a golden age of stouts. Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout FTW.

Forgot "Loose skin and old balls."

The same Marry Fallin who looks like she has her eyes closed in every picture of her?