None more black.

We'll always have Kevin Costner and Draft Day.

There's your cover of the ESPN's 2015 Body Issue.

This thing with hair on its chest?

If you want to give less to Ringo, that's up to you.

Are we 100 percent certain that this didn't get a pilot order at CBS?

That's nothing. Rick Reilly is reporting that the movie forgot that she was also once a member of Congress!

HOW ARE DOGS SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL??

He is soooo ready to be drafted by the Celtics.

Maybe he'd score more if he just went by "Tony Bennett."

I can't believe some of these are a thing. Who the crap is bringing Roasted Red Pepper Dip to their "Big Game" party??

Before Macklemore was famous, he wrote a rap (and a tweet!) in which he casually mentioned that he believes that the Illuminati was behind 9/11.

Yeah, totally remember this from last year, but he's apparently moved to nicer digs.

Because you can make the case that they will be - women's soccer as a spectator's sport is growing faster than men's.

Yes, but also because great soccer players are pretty much a dime-a-dozen in Brazil. An embarrassment of riches that the U.S. doesn't have.

As I get older, I keep worrying about "dating myself" in conversation. Is that the same thing? Because I'd be really good at a job where it was to pull out old, antiquated references around the younger folk.

Monstrously fashionable??

Needs more "PR guys on the sideline with the franchise QB."

I think this is the middle ground...

Because KD wasn't good enough!?!?!?