Dare I say... that ship has sailed?

Ahhhh... Remember the good ol' days when a still-likeable Chris Bosh lobbied for votes while dressed as a Texas used car dealer?

I thought everyone loved Nuts on Clark.

If there's one thing that Southerners do better than anyone on the planet, it's heartfelt-yet-casual concern.

Death is more than a threat when you're a professional wrestler.

Wow. When I went to France when I was 17, I witnessed each night starting at 9pm the hardcore lesbian porn that they show on regular TV. Have things really changed that much since 1994?

Sure, but he's going to have to grow if he's to play in the post. The wing just isn't suited for him.

VINDICATED.

Glad he included the "J" in front of Shuttlesworth, otherwise I'd think I was watching his cousin Yeezus Shuttlesworth.

Costas could climb up on his high horse, but that's more in the realm of "Wildboyz" stuff.

Somewhere, there's a great grindhouse kung fu film, Skate Monk.

So that's why Drunk Uncle was executed. North Korean austerity!

What's with today today?

And the only one who seems to be in the clear is Vinny Green Balls. Good on him.

Baseball Hat Guy is really taking it all in through his nose.

Holy crap, she's MORTIFIED by what she's seeing transpire.

Kittens haven't been hacking for the last ten years.

Why does a PR person need to be on the field with the franchise quarterback?

Sure lends new meaning to the line, "court death itself."

And whatever the dynamic in the locker room, it's one where Incognito feels comfortable yelling at Martin, and Martin doesn't mind being yelled at.