a veteran gone a little to pot.

Guarded by actual Scotch probably. Forty-year-old Macallan, perhaps.

Thank you kindly!

What are the chances he can smolder like Christopher Plummer?

"MY NICKNAME. MY GIMMICK."

I can't stress enough how rattling my grandmother's voice was. Sixty years of menthols.

So when I was a kid, my grandmother lived in Fort Myers, where the Royals trained at the time. She would go to the park and try to get autographs for me, and was generally successful, given that this was 1985, coming off a championship season. The one guy who eluded her was George Brett, so every time he came to the…

Bowling ball.

Ugh. You're so right about Manning. I have an ex that dated him in high school, and he alone is my justification for remembering said ex, but now I'm realizing that it just reflects poorly on me in the looks department to be in the same conversation as Peyton and that maybe she likes ugly dudes and I'm ugly and…

That's great to hear, thanks!

I appreciate that insight. I was just struck by the video introduction where they said all the kids they interviewed were from California. It's great to see that the tide is truly turning!

Call me when the kids in Kansas are similarly open-minded.

Agreed. I just think this trumps it.

You win the award for "Best use of Dean Ambrose since he was called up from NXT."

I predict the following public outcry: "HEIDI KLUM IS AN AGEIST, HOW DARE SHE GO OUT IN OLD-FACE?!?!?!?"

Crazy.

I think it's supposed to be "non-fucking-plussed."

You're not allowed to use Cialis unless you have a pair of outdoor bathtubs. It's in the rules.