Does he go by "Sully"?

Probably because a dozen "Conserva-tee" websites claimed the design for themselves.

Some crotchety NBA players probably said the same thing after seeing their first cross-over.

Love this. College kids are the coolest.

FRIED. FRIED RICE IS THE GREATEST OF RICES.

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

THIS GENTLEMAN SERVED OUR COUNTRY. NOW TWERK.

Basketball is coming.

Change one letter, and BOOM! REDSHINS!

The easiest, and yet most unlikely of solutions.

I stand corrected.

The very first scene of the very first episode of True Blood. Show started with a bang.

I approve this message.

Sure, everyone poops on Oreos, but nobody says a word when Shaquille O'Neal endorses Bag O'Glass.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

Or maybe midgets...

I lived through this when it was called "Middle School Basketball in New Hampshire in the Late 1980's".

How did they make the ice green?