We get it, you don't like Soul Coughing. But what about Rhodes??

"Seriously. Sullied."

"Your tweets and teeny-bopper gifs have sullied the family name."

My God. It's full of stars.

"Son, I'm asking you to come play ball for Corellia State!"

This needs to be a coffee table book.

This deserves its own +1.

Better you cast him as Batman than the aforementioned Silver Fox...

Well, there goes any shot of this guy going away.

"Robert Griffin III, pictured above, shows off Motorola's latest iPhone competitor, the Wa-Kee-Taa-Kee, available exclusively to the Redskins franchise."

If you're going to cite Bothans in this post, you might want to share it with your buds over at IO9...

I was going to say Paul Scheer...

This phenomena isn't exclusive to tennis; porn directors are prone to saying it constantly as well.

Perfect when he comes back around, and doesn't dwell on "grr arrgh"-type rhetoric. I love his commitment to writing about soccer.

So I went back and read through the doom-and-gloom of your Will U.S. Soccer Destroy Itself Before World Cup Qualifying Is Through? article, and it reads like a Dan Shaunessy piece. This, on the other hand, is probably the working draft for the new Terminator film.

Yeah, after that primal scream therapy video, we've pretty much seen it all and then some. Go home, Perez, you're ornery.

Man, the price of soda has really gone up. I don't think I could drink $800 worth of Coke in a whole week.

WHICH ONE'S THE SEX LETTER?!?!?!?!

So if Homer Simpson were to dance around this subject, he'd say "it's not not licking toads..."

Duly noted.