Lane Kiffin just called. He has a full scholarship waiting.

There was a time in which Nnamdi would pick 6, but clearly those days are past him.

Ho. Ly. Crap. How did I forget that one?

Lest we forget, Williams also started a fight during a joint practice with the Patriots, just for the funk of it.

1. New Jack City Ice-T

I'd make the case that 1 and 2 on your list are one in the same.

The average married couple changes the sheets twice a year, less if they have kids.

Sunnyside, Washington all over again.

Stephen A.'s middle finger speaks for us all, I think.

"LOL" is the new "rub some dirt on it."

"Lawrence needs to imMRSA himself in our locker room culture if he's to get a leg up on the kicker competition."

This is exactly why he was cut from Trabzonspor Kulübü Bayan Futbol Takımı.

Still shopping for my petite lap giraffe.

"We like to share picks..."

This is fantastic.

Eater X or Drinker Zero?

I've not seen someone that excited about The Lox since 1997.

I love all sorts of bivalves. Alas, I grew up spoiled and terrified - my relatives were honest-to-God clamdiggers, and the idea of not getting them directly from their baskets and killing everyone I know with bad clams is too heavy a burden to me. And believe me, I'm that guy who will glare at you if you even suggest…

"DON'T YOU DARE PHOTOGRAPH ME AS PART OF THIS UNRULY LOT. I'M JUST HERE TO SUPPORT A FRIEND."