If they do murder people or cause violent harm, that's not cool.

Cry your eyes out?? That eyeliner is going to be committing to quite the running game.

If Drudge by chance picks up on this, and the "Blame Obama" set start weighing in, I'm actually not going to fight them on this.

This, friends, is what Twitter was invented for, its true potential not realized until now.

Needs more declarations of future Apple device failures, if he's to ascend to that role.

[Grierson/Leitch]: A-

Except that he probably just motivated Gronk to be ready for Week 1. There has to be some trade off.

Man, the film would've been waaaaaaay different if Tony Stark went to Georgia Tech instead of being kidnapped by terrorists that he unwittingly armed.

That's a sad thing to hear. Kinda prevents you from calling the sandwich in question a "Fluffernutter." "Toppernutter" sounds like a male porn star.

(Pontius Pilate, spiking the punch.)

Shame on you. All of New England will tell you that Fluff belongs higher on that list.

"Half man, half Co-MAN-cheee!"

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE - BECAUSE FRED'S DAD IS JOHN CENA!!!

Sometimes, if you want something really badly, you have to visualize it first for it to come true.

Forget Mallrats, I want to know what the deal was with Clerks 2?

"Towed, or toed...?"

"I wish I could get a visit from my man Kato."

It takes a lot of commitment to get to 2:08, but it's worth the effort.

Sure, they're trying to bury it, but if you know where to look and who to ask for... Ain't that right, Anonymous Richard??