"Colt McCoy don't deserve to be here. He did nothing to be here, other than want to be here."

The Red Sox are mulling a $51 million posting fee for Ms. Soo-ji.

Wait, I thought Regis was black...

Thanks - it's something that's been on my radar, and with my anniversary coming up, sounds like a good way to score cool points for bringing the unique!

It's more of him developing a hunch.

The Tebow thing made me spit out my drink. You owe me a keyboard.

Man, lots of chickens being choked as a result of this one.

It delivered the best 1980's pro wrestling promo this side of Ric Flair. Chael Sonnen is in the wrong business.

Great, now I have visions of Pam Ward masturbating in my head, and I'll need to go find a quiet place at the office to calm myself.

Yeah, those Doritos do look delish!

Looks like a reenactment of the opening scene of a porn from 1978.

Sorry, which one is which??

"Can I get a piece of this??" - Rick Santorum

In Mother Russia, homosexual agenda criticize you.

I've heard a lot about grower's champagnes - how do they compare price-wise?

The "Black John Cena" thing is my favorite part of his gimmick.

The color of the cabinets in the kitchen suggest mid-1990's.

Brutal. +1

...semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome.

Finally, after all that poon victimized, we get to see bros crush bone.