Thanks, MLB!!

Kato Kaelin?

Clearly.

"Shoot, I should've called him 'Uncle Bill,'" muttered Hugh Douglas.

"Arizona State University abides," would've been much hipper.

“They didn’t put no blood, sweat and tears into none of this."

"Sweater by Gucci, mustache by MC Hammer."

What's with all these Imans and Versace??

And to think, Enrique Iglesias used to have the market cornered in bare-handed plays.

It would certainly be counter to his goals of being a global Icahn.

So many good posts right now, but this one pushed me over the edge. Bravo.

I am in awe. +1

"I'm coming out tomorrow..."

Does he have two siblings who carry the weight like his dad has?

Apple will get there first...

There you go, fella.

Better than the original "Shoved In Front of the" SUBWAY TACKLE OF THE DAY!

"Hi, Gary? ESPN here. How do you feel about yelling at Skip Bayless...?

Piss Claus?

It is a muted response.