Might be time to rethink the team's theme for the 2013 season, "Urban Assault Vehicles."

Guys named Howard flock to this stuff.

Expect Goddell to look into this. The league has clearly banned helmet-to-helmet contact.

But not the next Greg Oden. Oh well.

"LOOK, SEE, GIRLS ARE HORNY!!!!"
— The New York Times

A veritable Gronknado, methinks.

That line is THE LAW. Or something.

"In advance of the season, Kamen has committed to doing back-breaking work."

Suplexy and I Know It

In my day we played NBA Jam. Kids.

This is how Mark Henry got started.

Briefs?? More like granny panties.

You know, I did not realize that the Neverland Ranch was under new ownership.

Lars Ulrich is calling his lawyers at this very moment to get that video taken down.

Put me in the middle of a Lolo Jones-Anna Benson sandwich NOWWWWWWWW!

Only time you could ever ask for a Jordan Wiig and not be crazy.

Ultimate shoot promo.

Too soon?

"Damn kids and their sabremetrics."

Word. I don't trust telegraphs either.