Yeah, but is there a hidden mini-game where you (as Warrior) get to perfect your knife-painting skills???

+16 (kilotons)

[salutes]

The flipside is that he gives his shitty bats to his teammates, and keeps the good ones for himself.

+1

What, no Wingo??

Only if he changes his name to "Grimace."

Works just as well at a bar for warding off men.

"West of the Rockies, go!"

"So she said, 'I'll pat him right now,' and that when the police swarmed me and frisked me and found that joint in my pocket."

Well, Peace sells, but who's buying?

The Base-on-Balls Dead.

Brutal. +1

it's 666 arrests since January 2000.

I still hope and pray that the Summerslam build-up to his match with Cena results in the return of the American Dragon. Or at least Chokey McYouAreNotBetterThanMe.

"I was told to come here to try out for the Pacers. Could you tell Mr. Bird I'm here?"

Mr. Jeter will likely sum up his day as such:

"How hard to I have to try before you consider me to be the True Yankee??"

"Yeah, but watching any chase is entertaining," mumbled OJ Simpson.

This is a McCarthyism that I can support.