When the blind follow the blind, wonderful things are found.

I just did pork shoulder sliced thin with a vietnamese marinade of honey, fish sauce, garlic, lemongrass, soy sauce, scallions, and sesame oil on the grill. Fantastic stuff.

I'm a student of British-origin Ramsay programming (not the Fox swill), and as such, have adopted shah-LOT, which amuses my wife to no end.

Co-sign. An electric skillet works wonders too, and those are hella cheap.

Leave to a bullpen guy always trying to provide relief.

I spent 9 months trying to move out, and the rest of my life trying move back in.

Page 3, paragraph 6, is written like every Penthouse Forum letter ever.

OHMYGAWDCRAZYHOTCHICKCOULDILOVEYOUMORE.

Too bad he ignored the third base coach, who was signalling for a squeeze play.

Captain's pick. Pssh.

it made the most sense to communicate with you directly regarding this issue so you would not have to rely upon second-hand information.

"Worked for me."

Oh, Pitbull. You can say "here we go," all you want, but unless you change the words to "there they go," this homerun derby will be quite the bust.

Not an alternative universe... rather - Cope Land. Also a website.

Cool hotel, bro.

But will this team only be spinning its wheels until it adds spinning rims?

My exact thoughts put into words. +2

That would truly be the monsters at our door.

Which leaves 10 percent for this guy to fraternize with.

Greatest hitter of all-time, in more ways than one.