It's an effective strategy.

Sure, but I'm not sure having a huge hog helped this kid.

My promise to y'all if we go all the way,
We head to the boat and fucking partay.

Pssh. I could totally miss like that.

Ranking is 1000% attributable to the fact that it's still largely a regional beer. Stupid regions.

I drank Schlitz Ice in college once, and I swear I could feel a hangover forming before I finished the can.

Well, next season's Clippers home games, with Simmons in his regular seat, just got that much more boring.

Well, that shoots down that rumor.

I'm disappointed that there's not a spot on the floor paying tribute to that time one of the players tried to eat Violent J's cell phone...

"Illegal motion in the backfield, number 122322442."

And to think, I expected that UCLA would be the only team supporting excessive bail.

I'd settle for universal spelling and grammar checks, if that flyer is any indication.

"I before E, except after 'NRA membership card.'"

No matter how many times he's been coached otherwise, Sanchez still insists on throwing into double coverage.

Respect.

"Raided, you say?"

LOUD NOISES.

"Who is 'CHB,' Alex."

Fantastic.