3-7 in their last 10 - clearly the Rangers have hit a cold patch.

I tend to lose weight as my wallet gets smaller as well.

Current D-Leaguer and former UNLV star Kenny Dye still shutters at how Wal-Mart made posterizing him into a fashion choice.

They'll never catch him, so long as Oklahoma has a strong running game.

Steve Silva is a human troll. I'd prefer to hear this from a real journalist.

Anyone else who ever had a "senior" in their title just got knocked down a notch on the accuracy scale.

Hmmm... "Transfer Johnny" just doesn't have the same ring to it, unless you're talking about a port-a-potty.

Seriously! Took me an inflamed nerve on my backside to realize that my overstuffed wallet was a serious inconvenience.

But if he comes into work in a tutu...

The only defensible explanation is that he said "we have one too," but it got interpreted as "we have won two." Doesn't change the fact that the shoe is inexcusable.

Rask and the Bruins flat-out gelded the Penguin

Politely request that someone dub the Jim Ross exclamation over this.

Psshh. That's how I look every time I swing a racket and miss my target.

I'm not Chris Kluwe, but I'm assuming he'd approve of this message.

So it looks like I'll need to use a piece of tape to augment my shirt to say "GoDong," which is completely in the spirit of things.

Fantastic stuff. I played soccer in fog last night, and it made me feel like I was doing something epic, and not just playing in a 30-and-over men's league.

Well played.

Clearly this picture is doctored, since as far as I can recall, Chad didn't catch a single pass in a Patriots uniform.

Sure, but these days, all the cool kids are trying to bank shots like Tony Parker.

In Bud's defense, he was just setting the tone for an all-around disaster of a broadcast last night.