"And you're just a note to follow 'sew'!"

To test that theory, I plan to implement it on a smaller scale, like, say, my next multi-thousand dollar job interview.

So in other words, he'll fit right in with the Jets.

1980's Keith Hernandez with a ample supply of cocaine.

In my experience, that's it - you had your shot. It takes a special combination of drunk, extra drunk, and extra horny for a wife to want to do that, and once it's happened, you're probably on the other side of a bridge you'll never again cross. Don't stop trying, though.

"I'll distract him with my HEWGE BEWBS," said Big E Langston.

Hello friends... have I got a scoop for you.

In Mr. Wardel's defense, this was probably a misinterpretation of a player stating that he had "the runs" and a coach simply trying to play to his strengths.

Sounds like a template for ESPN's new "20 for 30" series.

Hey - what did Corky Miller do to deserve being brought into this??

"You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds."

A "sky prison," you say? We could put all criminals on these devices, until a certain number of people vouch for them! It's BRILLIANT!

Just the last ditch effort of a marginal NFL prospect to show that his blocking ability was on par with his peers.

With all due respect to the Marlins players, ownership rarely considers the feelings of their minimum wage staff.

The awkwardness of the Fluker hug was evident in the "ok, big fella" back-pats that the Commish would add - you got the sense that if he could lead with his helmet, and not an open hand, this would be the time to allow it.

Keep your friends close, and hold your enemies closer?

I've always been fond of this tattoo of Pitino...

Jeremy Shockey just recanted on that sex tweet after seeing this.

"Forget the rapper, this is the real Memphis bleak."

Just another piece of financial advice from the fine folks at the Waters Corporation (NYSE: WAT).