While I feel for the human loss... the audacity that they want ‘justice’ goes beyond the pale of reality. Unlike this sorry fool, I don’t go around proselytizing the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but seriously guys, believe in his noodly goodness or I’ll kick you.

$KayPun ™

Had a 74' in bright Orange stolen in CA in the mid-90s. I feel the pain.

:D :D :D J/K this whole excercise is moot. I loved my 81 Toyota, which spurned me more than any other ex-girlfriend.

Fap fap, fappity fap- great design!

such a jalopnik staple.. they should write you a giant check like they give to golfers on tour... given to you by a lovely lady, of course. Awesome dedication, thank you for the smiles.

Hey Frankie. Relax.

Ah crap.. I went through the comments again and.. I’m sooo not original. #keepmeinthegreys

Taycan me.. really? Nobody yet? jeez, and I was once out of the greys and now my brilliance is just on the side. #sigh

The dealer I went to was pretty quick about it and had stock on-hand when I came unannounced. My 06 Ranger has 110k on it, runs perfectly fine. I think you’ll find it’s based on individual situations and experiences. Of course, once they were done they, of course, did an inspection sheet telling me of about 2K worth…

Had my Ford Ranger takatas replaced once, early on in the recall.. then a few years later got another notice “j/k, you need another one, don’t die in the meantimes, lolz” with some fancy illustrations of my possible death... and yet.. I still drove it around for multiple months. Doesn’t take long people, just do it!

my heart went immediately to this when ‘nemesis’ was mentioned. that laugh.. omg

Black Friday shopping

Please come to Phoenix, cleanup the truckers.

Always loved this car

I’ll happily admit I don’t “get it” because I’d rather not.