I have said before, she can say leave the money on the dresser in 6 languages.

They care about enforcing the law.

Missed opportunity: Swiss Army Knife of yada yada...

Shocking. I always figured guys who bought Dodge Demons were totally zen and would only go to tracks after journaling their feelings and embracing their inner children, and then only to help others there self-actualize their potential. This comes as a great surprise.

I’ve learned more about grammar here in the Jalopnik comment section than I did from all 5 years of high school.

Rob Portman should be made to show up for the funeral and explain why it’s more important for him to accept NRA money (which as we know, may be Russian laundered money) than to pass some gun control like ever other western nation.

Trump and his goons talk about other “shithole countries” that are “totally broken” and “crime infested”, but you know what? What does that say about the US, where any crazy asshole can walk into a store, buy an assault rifle without question, and gun down crowds of innocent people? And where this happens regularly?…

In Wolfenstein you shoot Nazis, so not that one.

The best part of your comment is the two cones he is dragging haha

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

Weird, that’s the same slogan for my local rub and tug.

Wait a minute everyone. The LT5 has both a Super Charger AND a turbo. <.<

What the actual fuck did I just watch? I had 104 degree fever once, and I didn’t see anything this weird.

When our governments stop taking big cheques from the fossil fuel industry.

Don’t slow down, or your career will crash. 

“And we’ll have their favorite food, which I understand is called a Royale with Cheese.”

‘I hereby announce that the French Women’s National Football Team is invited to the White House to celebrate their success in the 2019 World Cup tournament’ 

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

I got bored and made this, and I stand by it 10000%.