Out of the three best Ravens of all time one killed a guy and the other knocked his wife out cold. This cost the Ravens a grand total of two games worth of suspension time. In contrast Von Miller did ecstasy and spilled his urine specimen and Prater allegedly drank beer in his own home and the NFL suspended them for…

They're the reason we have purple camo. Fuck the Ravens.

This kid's a real risk-taker, running between the mound and the plate like that. Just last week, at an Old Country Buffet on Long Island, she darted between Bartolo Colon and a pan of fresh mashed potatoes.

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

God dammit, Alabama. *head desk*

I was going to say something to this effect but you nailed it. I feel so bad for Mack. I hope everything works out for her and she fully heals. Fuck that guy man. Fuck him in his stupid cauliflower ears.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE CANT NAME DROP NBA PLAYERS BECAUSE WE THE OFFICIAL TEAM BRAND AMBASSADOR

and then a hero comes along

Well I guess the old saying, "if there's grass on the field, play ball" applies to women as well.

Did you need to go any further than this?

We need a real dick to weigh in on the matter. Someone who knows Steph Curry and understands his motivations. Let's get Mark Jackson on the line.

Absolutely awful this has to happen to an up and coming star. I can't imagine the road to recovery. Hopefully, George will heal like an Allstar, but geez.

I'm super bummed out right now. This shit just ain't fair.

I know, such a shame the "baseball hall" isn't cheating players such as Gaylord Perry (who doctored the ball and admitted it), or guys like Hank Aaron or Willie Mays (who took greenies like no other). Let's not even get started over guys like Ty Cobb, who was accused of throwing a game as a manager, or guys like…

Wow, I thought he only saw the world that way on the football field.

There have been a few responses I've read here today that put the shoe on the other foot and ask what Janay Palmer did to provoke Ray Rice. So, because we don't know, who are we to judge?

Around the Cutler house they call it Measles on Wheels.

MLS: We would like land for a soccer stadium.