A Tale of Two Americans

Or dead.

Merc wants to lock him down for after the regulation changes in ‘22. He probably wants to be in the best car next year, and then look at options in case Merc slips up on ‘22 regulations. It’s odd, to say the least, that an athlete doesn’t want extended contracts (I’m looking at franchise players in the NFL, for…

Lexus is like the W123 of Mercedes. No gimmicks but everything that’s supposed to work works. I’ve owned Mercs and currently own a Lexus and the quality difference is night and day. You purchase a Lexus when you’re bored of the leasing and want a vehicle to just work. Plus Lexus leases come with free 2 years…

So it was the quietist, lowest horsepower thing in Don Garlits's museum?

The article isn’t suggesting that obesity isn’t a comorbidity. It’s saying that structural, systemic issues help lead to obesity.

My family was working poor, and we were even on food stamps for several months at one point, despite two parents working allegedly good full-time jobs.

If there were good cops, there wouldn’t be any bad cops.

When Nissan send their cars, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending cars that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing CVT. They’re bringing mediocrity. They’re Rogues. And none, I assume, are good cars.

Some great offensive efficiency in that burn.

We gotta face facts here, all 3 of those guys were on the wrong side of 21 and were sure to decline in ability of the next 3, 6, 9 years or so. In as little as 10 years their contracts were going to look altogether bloated, especially in the modern era where analytics and advanced statistics have become increasingly…

I don’t even think the Marlins have a pitcher that can execute this.

F1 and literally everyone else’s reaction:

The Gay Man, Peter Thiel, funder of homophobes and racists. He hates people knowing he is gay, mainly because he knows how the crowd he runs with treat gays when it is publicly acknowledged that they are gay. He knows that when he was outed publicly that he took a major step down the social ladder among the Randian…

But of course, because he’s a rich, politically well connected, asshole, nothing is done.

Jacksonville Jaguars Sign Werewolf Drinking Piña Colada At Trader Vic’s As Backup QB

“Jesus Christ!”

I am straight-up never going to tire of the “getting hit by” runner. I hope on my deathbed, my demented, Alzheimer’sy self reads an article about “Early 21st century presidents, ranked” that ends “6. Getting hit by a Glorbulon Freighter.

“I want Fox because I saw one game”