That perfectly sums up my reaction too...

Instead, since he's a black goat, he is a selfish, me-first goat, and has maturity issues.

Jimmy the Greek is apparently still alive and knows how to use Kinja.

I tried to embrace a fun-loving Colombian once, but Shakira slapped me.

He looks like he's giving him some fatherly advice. "Son, we all make some bad choices in life..."

Well, you do have one thing correct. The Third Reich did bleed.

I don't know much about Milwaukee but I think it's a pretty good place to get into single car accidents at 3 AM. He should have no problem fitting in.

All it takes is one surprise chairshot to Tim Duncan, followed by ripping off the shirt and revealing an nWo shirt underneath.

Way to live up to your username, broseph.

Seeing as the Spanish basketball league is very good, as is the Euroleague, Real Madrid's basketball team is very good, and there's lots of money to be earned there..........................maybe he will.

/plants crack on dead cow

I CAN HAZ HOMERUN BALL?

These young Kennedy's are really impressive...

I didn't know Pastor was at the Indy Gran Prix.

I have a better idea.

how about no.

I can only imagine the things I would do if I owned a yacht like his. Man on man, rim jobs, ball boys, cherry picking , double teams, ball hogs, sixth man, finger rolls, crab dribbles, and of course facials. I love basketball.

Baddoggy +1

Eh, most people would do the Michael Jordan and be like "Well Donald—I mean—Republicans—I mean—white people buy sneakers too."

Well, you know, Chase has a reputation to protect. It's not like they had a rogue trader engage in securities fraud or anything. That was some other company. And they did all their foreclosures by the book. Nope, no foreclosing on people who were making payments like they were supposed to, or on the homes of…